Spooning

Spooning is good.  Spooning is a great thing.  Everyone loves spooning.  It’s so innocent that just about anyone can spoon without it being awkward.  It is impossible to get in trouble for spooning.  Forking is different.  Not everyone can fork.  I, personally, think forking is better than spooning.  Most people would probably agree, but I suspect more people are out there spooning than forking.  It would make sense to bookend forking with a bit of spooning. Spoon, fork, spoon, sweet dreams.  Some people find it hard to transition from spooning to forking though.  It’s easy to read too much into forking.  You’ld have to be insane to read too much into spooning.  But spooning is so close to forking.  And Everybody loves a good fork.  Anyone who doesn’t can get forked.  You can easily mistake forking for spooning and vice versa.  You can pretend to be spooning, but in reality be forking.  Concealing a fork with a spoon, great on the couch at parties.  Sporking, you might call it.  Knifing is a completely different story.  Knifing shouldn’t be happening anywhere near spooning or forking.  Spooning is good.  Forking, messy, but definitely good.  Knifing, bad.  And messy.  Some people like knifing after forking.  These people go to jail, usually for more forking.  Others like forking after knifing, but that’s just wrong.  It would be really dramatic and Shakespearean to spoon, then fork, then knife, and then spoon someone.  Throw in one last fork and it’s not really Shakespearean anymore, just weird.  Ultimately, there is a time and a place for spooning, forking, and knifing; one can certainly not go around spooning, forking, and knifing whatever one wants.  Especially knifing.  It’s probably best to put knifing out of your mind.  As for salad forking, hey, I’m not one to judge.  As for spooning, the less soupy, the better.